The Ultra Random Motel

sonic is the name and speed is my game I make thunder and lightning look like one in the same rockin the red shoes blue dude voodoo cruse I thought anyone is making the planet any worse like this dr. robotnik eggman dude he thinks he's got a fightin chance against a hedgehog with an attitude. just waitin till is see him again hell wish a thousand f***in times he didn't do what he did come on.

Thats why they call me sonic Im faster than te speed of sound and light combined and i'll roll into a ball an I'm breakin yo sh*t spin into a force that won't quit and when you can't take it anymore I do it again cause i gotta f***in win in order to save my friends man. aint no one gonna be f***in with me

princessblaze wrote:

oh matt look at your PM's

I did. I replied

lightening marine wrote:

sonic is the name and speed is my game I make thunder and lightning look like one in the same rockin the red shoes blue dude voodoo cruse I thought anyone is making the planet any worse like this dr. robotnik eggman dude he thinks he's got a fightin chance against a hedgehog with an attitude. just waitin till is see him again hell wish a thousand f***in times he didn't do what he did come on.

Thats why they call me sonic Im faster than te speed of sound and light combined and i'll roll into a ball an I'm breakin yo sh*t spin into a force that won't quit and when you can't take it anymore I do it again cause i gotta f***in win in order to save my friends man. aint no one gonna be f***in with me

Well hardy har har, it's the Egg with the most, Dr. robotnik, Sonic time to go, your toast
I appear in every act with my eggman ride, new moves, new plan, no place to hide
Cause every time you win, I go back to mah lab, creating new obstacles to foil ya plan.

(everything about you but your rhymes are fat. Did I do that?)




((yo, I'll handle everyone else, to handle Sonic's parts.))

Hey sonic tell player two to stop jumpin to spikes that sh*t hurts even with these infinite lives I'm the man with the riings and the miles ahead got a mission to turn you into robot stew look tails in the sky givin lifts to my bro anytime any place if you slow down BS you miss it i get it you got a prob'm I'm on it we'll take robotnik and metal sonic leave em runnin in smoke don't forget to hit the save get back to the post we need the emeralds 'for we get to the end (i know)or robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game don't hit me I'm just bein a friend. (you sh*t) we're gonna make it to the thing we're gonna speed right through show these b**ches how we do what we do wtf where'd you go I'm talkin to myself what the hell happened to you?

I'm the two tailed fox with the fly @$$ moves
you'll go no no no
don't act like you don't know these moves are dope
you'll go no no no no
packin these rings b**ch it ain't no thing
you'll go no no no
tails is the name sonic's right hand G
you'll go no no no no no

Yo, Tails, where the rings at, gimme some more, gotta find Doctor Robotnik and settle score.
I don't need no sidekick ridin; mah sh*t followin' everywhere I go, ridin' mah big blue ****
Gimme a hand Tails, gimme a lift
(okay!)
Thanks a lot, lil' buddy now go f**k away, I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'
Gotta get those Chaos emeralds and go super saiyan

Someone's gotta motherf**kin' Save the day
And I'm the only one quick enough to stay outta the way.
Watch your back, if you know what's good for you
I will shjdfcwropwrnwvwvvu
(I'll hit you in your fat head with my big red shoe)
that f**kin' robot-making Muthaf**ka's ruinin' mah mood
C'mon Tails, let's Annihilate this Eggman Dude.
Now the plane's goin' down, but we're almost there
I'll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck
(no fair!)
I just wanna eat chili dogs, smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log
I don't even really f**kin' care....

I am metal sonic feel my wrath I got a D**k like a chainsaw I'll cut you in halk ha ha ha
(bring it on you can't replace this based on me on a first name basis why the f*** are you rappin so slow who do you think you are leo camacho?)

error does not compute shoot my system frooze reboot
scanning loading converter I am sonic insert girder
(what the f***s this mf BS that robotnik just wont quit i'm tired of this sh*t I wanna a chili dog I'm the really mf sonic the hedgehog)
Initiate spinball
(don't make me laugh)
I'll get you next time...
(time to shut yo @$$ down)

lalalala

GGOOGLY BOOGLY

*crunches a potato chip, breaking the dead silence*

*turns coldly in the direction of the crunch*


.......Okay...who did that?



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Bob the terrorist is a great game!!!!!! how dare you talk trash about it!

Eat mah schnitzel nuggets!

^--- Whoa...

what is tjis place eh? I don't want no motel! I want mah HOTEL!

Hai guise.

LEAVE ME ALONE DAMNIT! YOU VERY CREEPY PERSON!

Tits or GTFO.

Your a very scary lady you know

Why thank you.
Hug? :3

...anybody home?

Im in your home with your mom

*Shoop Da Whoops Lightening marine*
Lightening marine, please refrain from mentioning such items.

*holds breath*