Wish breaker

Granted, but once you put them on, they get glued to your ears and play Hannah Montana songs non-stop.

I wish the rain would finally stop in my town! (Don't get me wrong, I lovelovelove rain, but it's rained for about a week and a half straight! )

The headphones are turned to loud and cause hearing loss.

I wish this smiley smiled

He gets a face transplant to look like , but it goes horribly wrong and he looks like

I wish I had a bad of money.

A bad? Okay!! (the money pulls out a SMG and kills you.

I wish this game ended.

Granted, but I will keep posting.

I wish I hadn't messed up my last post.

Wish granted but that was 3 years ago.

I wish I could live in a castle, not too much to ask for.

Granted, but yo get kicked out.
I wish for a new laptop.

Granted, but it was covered in viruses and soon explodes

I wish I had a penny

Wish granted but it was from the 960's.

I wish I could find my sig.

If it doesn't show up, you have to go change that in your preferences.
Granted, but it disappears.
I wish for a star.

Granted, but stars are burning balls of gas with temperatures of +9000 degrees F. Once you got one, the world burns up.

I wish I had a thunderstorm right now.

granted but lightning strikes your home and and you die way to go you just killed your family, your friends, and your dog and your fish and your cake and your water.

i wish for a wish that wished a wish for wishing that made me say i wish for a cake

Granted, but the cake was made out of cardboard.
I wish I had a fruit salad.

Granted, but the fruit salad was made from rotten fruit.

I wish I could go somewhere fun.

granted but it falls apart when you get there

i wish that this forum had more people

granted, but they're all trolls...



I wish I had a shoop da whoop as a pet...

granted but he LAZARZ you!


i wish everything acted like in soviet russia jokes