Wish breaker

The fish jumps away.

I wish for a river.

You sink in it and DIE!
I wish for a football

Granted, but it was a fake.
I wish for a fake fur coat.

It wasn't fur
I wish I had super speed

I wish it ran out.

Nothing happened!
I wish I could kill somebody

Granted but you get to kill a carrot. =P
I wish for ice cream.

It was just cream.
I wish I had a bat

Granted, but it bites you.
I wish I had a Wii.

There are no more games left for it!
I wish I had a Mii

It does not exist!
I wish Chao were real, they're so cute. =P

The chao ran away.
I wish school had no work!

Wish granted but school had no work but you had to do double the work.

I wish my brother would shut up.

Granted, but it's because you killed him, and now you are going to be charged for first degree murder.

I wish MY brother would leave me alone right about now.

Granted, but he runs away forever.
I wish I had some lotion.

Wish granted but it gave you a rash.

MAKE A WISH!!!

Ok, I'll just assume you wished for some cranberry juice.
Granted, but you spilled it all over your brand-new $150 white fancy shirt.

I wish I could be appreciated.

Granted, but turns out you won't.
I wish for a dress.

Granted, but it was a skirt.

I wish for a motorcycle!

Granted, but you get a normal bike that was destroyed by a motor.
I wish for a diamond.

Granted, but you stab yourself in the eye with it.

I wish I didn't have to take my finals...

Granted, but you fail and have to repeat the year.
I wish for a rose.

Wish granted but it was Amy Rose.
I wish for some beans.

Granted but you have to toot all night,

I wish I had an Xbox 360 Wireless Adaptor

Granted, but it comes to life and eats your family.
I wish for headphones.